{"product_id":"2026-wall-caldisappointing-affirmations","title":"2026 Wall Calendar: Disappointing Affirmations","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eFrom the wildly popular Instagram account and\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eUSA Today\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebestselling book, the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eDisappointing Affirmations\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003e2026 Wall Calendar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ehilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where month-to-month, week after week, day-by-day failure is always an option.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Dave Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and spotlights them with humor, wit, and empathy. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eYou can do it! But you probably won’t.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e24-page 12 x 12 inch month-by-month calendar\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDISAPPOINTMENT LOOMS LARGE: Totally not-disappointing large format aphorisms set in beautiful natural environments. Twelve monthly images, plus one for Sept–Dec 2025 at a glance.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSELF-HELP HUMOR AT A GLANCE: Easy to hang at home or over an office desk—anywhere disappointment may strike. This comic gem offers a monthly dose of sneaky self-help in the form of expectation-setting affirmations. Perfect for anyone who knows it's really okay to not be okay all the time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePLASTIC-FREE MATERIALS: 100% plastic-free packaging and product.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHERE’S MORE: See also the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eDisappointing Affirmations: Unfollow Your Dreams\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebook,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eDisappointing Affirmations Pencils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eDisappointing Affirmations: 30 Postcards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e set. You won’t be disappointed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCollege grads, people entering the workforce, people who wish they hadn’t entered the workforce\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFans of satire and sarcastic humor \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone feeling burnout, empathy fatigue, positivity fatigue, or fatigue in general\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Hachette Book Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41416932032615,"sku":"9781797234977","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0043\/9642\/files\/DAWEb_900x_7ec40e45-5a13-4fe6-bee0-c336f1414505.jpg?v=1753121740","url":"https:\/\/shophelloworld.mom\/products\/2026-wall-caldisappointing-affirmations","provider":"Hello World Modern Mercantile","version":"1.0","type":"link"}